“Whats this? Where’s the valet? I see the line to get in but I don’t see Chae. Woah, you’re a bouncer and all? I get the fact that you’re 8ft tall. Why you gotta trip on little guys like me? Just steer us in the way of the VIP, thanks, I’m not sure this was worth all that, everyone’s sweaty and this club is packed, hey Deon, Leon, everybodies neon, like a record skipping, everybodies tripping [weird noise thing] Oh there’s my boy, I gotta say whats up, hey Chae c’mere lets take a MySpace shot!”—Forever the Sickest Kids (Hawkbot)
So, I’m watching Lord of the Rings II, and its when that elf king guy thing is telling Arwin why she shouldn’t wait for Aragorn, and there’s the bit when she’s at his funeral because she doesn’t age blah-blah-blah.
And it made me wonder…how the hell did she get to the age she’s at now? How do any elves age past being a baby if they don’t age at all?
And like…her dad, he’s pretty old. Older than her. Why did he age?
Jenni:says you, who wants Laurence AND Simon AND Alex AND Jack!
Me:Laurence and Simon and Sean and Gavin actually. I just took Alex and Jack because you took sean and Gavin and like...GAVIN BUTLER!
Me:*idea* I will trade you Alex, for Gavin.
Jenni:Okay. Buuuut You'll still have Laurence AND Simon. Unfair :'(
Me:But I can't pick between them D:
Jenni:Well. You have to. Or you can't have either.
Me:JENNI! SIMON, WHO I FELL IN LOVE WITH SEPTEMBER 2008 WHEN HE WALKED ON STAGE AND I LOOKED A SOPHIE AND SAID "WHO IS THAT?!!??!" AND LAURENCE WHO I FELL IN LOVE WITH IN JUNE 2009 WHEN HE HUGGED ME!
Jenni:WELL YOU'VE LOVED SIMON LONGER
Me:I KNOW! BUT LAURENCE HUGS BETTER!
Jenni:Simon can work on his hugs.
Me:BUT LAURENCE...JENNI! LAURENCE!!
Jenni:How about, I finish telling you my Laurence story, and you can be deciding between them as I'm telling you, and then you can make your decision when I'm finished? Yes/No?
*After the story*
Me:I can't Jenjen, I simply can't. For a while it was Simon, but then I looked at my DP and I was like Laurencelaurencelaurencelaurence and then you told me that story...but...simon. You can has...um...Hayley Williams? AND AND WHATSIT! FROM PARAMORE! WHO YOU <3
Me:ZAC! YOU CAN HAZ ZAC! AND ALL THE ATL GUYS APART FROM JACK! y/y?