GTFO MY DASH. Do you people seriously have such pathetic lives that a website evokes such strong emotions for you? Are you actually more bothered by your follower count than what is happening in real life? Or by anon hate that you can turn off at any point?
Life tip : turn off your stupid computer for the day, and get some perspective.
“Seriously, Jesus invented the whole ‘wait three days’ thing. He waited three days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he’d have only waited one day a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard that he died. They’d be all, ‘Hey Jesus, whaddup?’ and Jesus would be all ‘Whaddup? I died yesterday’ and then they’d be all ‘uh… you look pretty alive to me dude’ and then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected and how it was a miracle and then the dude would be like ‘uh, okay, whatever you say bro’. And he’s not gonna come back on a Saturday! Everybody’s busy, doing chores, workin’ the loom, trimmin’ their beards. No. He waits the exact right number of days. Three. Plus it’s Sunday! So everyone’s in church already! They’re all in there, ‘oh no, Jesus is dead’ then BAM he bursts through the back door, runs up the aisle, everyone’s totally psyched, and FYI, that’s then he invented the high five. Three days. We wait three days to call a woman because that’s how long Jesus wants us to wait. True story.”—Barney Stinson.